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[Anonymous]

We're back bitches and things are juicer than ever.

We're going to make you all want to - 

[Anonymous]

Let's start off with a joke, okay? Carol and Wyatt's relationship.

I know; you've literally pissed yourself laughing by now as you picture the giant with great hair being bossed around by a midget. Seems like he cut his ties officially and she was spotted leaving town with her sister, Brielle... Awfully convenient that Dylan and Isabel broke up that same time frame.

Too convenient if you ask us.

Wyatt has always seemed like the straying type and well... Isabel isn't the kind of girl who settles down.. Right baby killer? We have heard from several sources that the true cause of both splits was Wyatt finally giving it to miss Mason. Must suck that your 'best friend' and 'boyfriend' would betray you in such a way. We use both words very loosely in this case as you never acted much like a friend to them. Plus, anyone willing to murder their own baby is clearly not above having sex with a friend's man.

[Anonymous]

We all know Ginny Morgan right? The president? The queen of everything? At least she used to be.

There was no way Gavin could live up to his sister, especially when he was dying. We all knew it was coming especially those POW boys, and Morgan. But unfortunately Skylar Carlli decided to take advantage of his passing and steal his girl. We thought it was just a rumor that he was with Morgan at formal, until we saw it for our own eyes. At least he won't be the third wheel anymore?

We're not sure if we should feel bad that he had to steal his dead best friends girlfriend to get a girl, or laugh at how pathetic he is. So we'll do both.

[Anonymous]

Awe young love so naive, so...

Pathetic.

Rumor has it that Wyatt has been getting around since that little midget dumped him and the tragic death of his mother Wyattia Claire Parks.

Rest in peace.

Back to other news, we recently spotted him hanging out with another girl who mistreats him. Guess some people just get off on being used but we doubt this will last.

Watch your back, Russel. Don't forget that he hit it first. Don't believe us? Watch this video /here/ of the two of them getting hot and heavy after a soccer game. Here's a video of her and Dallas, too. We just felt generous.

Be careful about where you leave your old laptop, sweet cheeks unless you want those pictures to come out.

[Anonymous]

We usually ignore what goes on in the chat room because well.. Nothing happens of any interest there aside from discussing breasts and penises but the temptation was just too high today.

Max Manson hit on Lulu and called her pretty which is odd because infants don't typically have breasts and we all know that's his type. We're betting that he's hoping she'll be perfectly shaved and he can force her into a onsie with a hole cut out in a very special place but then he'll dump her as soon as he gets what he wants just like he did to that Maree girl. Remember her? She went running home to Georgia and we bet it's because she's pregnant. Manson couldn't possibly raise a child so he insisted that she abort as sources tell us and she denied his request and is also not allowing him to see the child because well.. He's a child molester. Just look at his record. I know what you're thinking - he has a kid so how could he not raise one? Well rumor has it that his little girl has been seen by a doctor confirming abuse. Sad, very sad.

Zelda reappeared or at least we think that we've heard of her before but who knows.. She's replaceable. She challenged the big dogs in the chat room so Wyatt, Keisha, Lulu and to a lesser extent Peyton Reynolds. She basically called Lulu ugly despite the fact that she looks like someone smashed her face with a two by four but she's just being honest.. Just like we are. So, we're going to tell her exactly what we think of her so far - nothing. You're more disposable than a diaper and just as full of shit. We don't care about you and this school wouldn't be at all changed if you died tomorrow now Lulu... Well her titties might be fake but she's important. You? Not so much. Why don't you go back to wherever the hell that you came from? We would say kill yourself but nobody would find you until it started smelling and nobody should have to deal with that fucking stink.

[Anonymous]

Another interesting thing that happened in the chat was that Wyatt and Lulu agreed to 'not get pregnant' together which we assumes means having sex... Strange how he went from someone who didn't have any tits at all to someone with big fake awesome ones like Lulu. We're not sure if he understands what breasts are since every girl that he's been with has had the chest of a two year old - Maree, Reynolds, Manson (Max). Funny how the guy had the best breasts out of all of them... Anyway! He was spotted with that weird Pretzel girl the other day and we just have one thing to say to you - Run.

Parks will get you pregnant and force you to abort the baby. He'll cram that hanger so far up your vagina that you will never have children. What do you really think happened to Carol? Rape, yeah more like she got pregnant and her deadbeat boyfriend wouldn't pay for a proper abortion. You actually look pretty so why would you fuck with that guy? That would be like... well, if Lulu dated Wyatt. Why don't you two just finger each other and forget all about that walking STD?

[Anonymous]

Oh Russels... How naive. 

Rumor has it that Justine Manson came into Michael's dorm room butt as naked and crying about how her straight as hell boyfriend broke up with her. She's been trying to start this whole 'he left me for a guy' rumor since the break up and nobody believes her bull shit. She's clearly just bitter as shit and trying to ruin his reputation to make up for the fact that she had sex with someone who didn't really love her. Ain't that right? She's not even attractive! If Declan is gay then she was certainly behind it! Her body is like that of a small Mexican midget and her face just well.. can we request that she by law must wear a bag? Her face is something that would turn anyone gay.

Watch your back, Russel. It won't be long before you two have perfectly consensual sex and she accuses you of raping her. We don't trust her and you shouldn't either. Look at her family for God's sake! We're willing to bet that all of her issues are stemmed from the fact that her 'older brother' used to get a little touchy if you know what I mean.. pedophiles don't just magically start liking young girls. We bet that there's been ton's of girls (and probably boys) in Max's bed.  Why do you think that he tried to kill himself? He felt bad.

We do have suggestions as to how Justine could make us like her just a little bit more - never eat again, fat ass.. Change your name legally to Pedro and move to Mexico where you can maybe find a job as a wrestler or a donkey. Either way but if you fuck with Russel like you did McMidget then we're going to have a problem. 

[Anonymous]

Remember these days, Hudson? Wasn't it beautiful to naively love someone despite all of their horrible flaws that they refuse to work on? Oh you mean that you never loved her? We can't really blame you. She's horribly unattractive and well a little obese. No, we're not calling a pregnant woman fat so nobody write in complaints. We're saying that she was fat before she got pregnant and let's be honest.. She was. It's no wonder that Jonathan immediately went from porking Fattie to sticking it to Amelia... Miss Anorexic Canadian with sass.

Now you're wondering why all of this is coming up now since it's been months since the pregnant well recently the two duos were paired up for a baby project. Yep, Jonathan got Amelia and made a damn baby with her but that's really fiction is it? Do you really think nobody will find out about your dirty little abortion, Amelia? Don't worry - we support your choice to not have that mistake.

We don't normally do this but - 

Hudson.. Call this number if you start feeling blue - 374 - 5738 - 338 (suicide awareness hotline) or email us at [e-mail]

We can't lose one of the few decent people at this school. You're a God in your own right and everyone should really get hashtag #TeamHudson trending. Bless.

[Anonymous]

We often talk about Esme and Cooper Reynolds and well... The rest of them just aren't that dramatic. Sure Beatrice accused Stormy of stealing sperm which was hilarious but not nearly as interesting as new reports that she's caused those bruises that we've seen on her boyfriend, Finn Radke. Poor fellow - getting beat by his retarded ugly girlfriend and his brother is too busy buttfucking Dallas Kennedy to notice.

Bee be a dear and just drop out.

[Anonymous]

Oh Rozzi... We hear that miss bitter forever alone bitch has finally found someone to drag down to hell with her and by 'hell' we mean her vagina. Honestly we can smell that damn thing from here like have you never heard of a vaginal cleaning? Maybe a gyno? Seriously, you smell like rotting fish that's been sitting in a pool of spoiled milk for a month in the sun. 

He's not little mister innocent either though.. We have on good authority that cunt-face was the cause of his break up with his last girlfriend. How does that feel, ugly bitch? You were so fucking bitter over the end of your sham of a relationship when you broke up a lovely relationship. What's that? Oh it's just the sound of you (the pot) calling the kettle (Max and Esme) black.

Hypocritical little whore.    

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