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[Anonymous]

The loss of Damien and Nolan was well.. tragic - every school needs a psychopath to keep things interesting. We were hoping Jaxon and Naveah would fill that void for us but they've left us disappointed time and time again despite both of them looking insane. Fear not though Somerset.. We've found our new mascot nutcase. We're releasing this information for your own protection.

Kyle Stockholm.

Most of you have probably never heard of this man but that's what you thought when the shooting occurred too, didn't you? We personally would have suspected someone like Carol Runaway Maree or Wyatt Transvestite Parks or Hudson Suicidal Phelps over those nobodies. We appreciate their choices though even if they didn't kill everyone that we wanted.. They got rid of Ginny Morgan and we can all praise Jesus. Oh right back to the topic - Kyle.

Rumor has it that he was sent here because he murdered his entire family in a rampage or maybe we just made that up.. Either way. Do you want to risk it? Tourettes boy didn't even let the infants in the family survive yet we allow this man to be around the daycare? Protest, protest, protest. Someone needs to make him leave before it's too late and he kills the children.

[Anonymous]

It seems the whores at this school never quit, do they? Tsk, tsk. Jenny, hasn't Hudson gone through enough? He's encountered numerous bitches in his life already, he doesn't need some other slut bouncing on his dick, only to chase after another one of his close friends. We all know about his numerous suicide attempts after Little Red Riding Cunt humped and dumped him for Jonathan Russel -- and now we see you're hooking up with him, all the while chasing after his best buddy, Etch? These sluts have no limits, getting in between friendships like that.

Better quit while you're still ahead, Jenny dear, you can't suck Hudson's dick and have Etch's, too.

[Anonymous]

We've decided to say a little something different today,, Crowning the biggest loser since we obviously have the swag lord Lenna decided already. Here goes the top five biggest losers at this school -

5 - Eric Morgan. Never heard of him? Neither had we which is exactly why he's on our list. It must be difficult to be so invisible that people actually forget that you exist, isn't? The only interesting thing about him is the fact that he and Zander are apparently buttfucking. Remember our last loner gay couple? Yeah, they shot up the school before killing themselves but we don't think that we'll be getting that lucky with these two. Can we just suggest a few ways that they can make themselves more entertaining to us? Take that bottle of pills out of your parents' medicine cabinet and just down the whole damn bottle. Nobody will care to look for you so nobody will stop you. No life at all would be better than being as irrelevant as you.

4 - Thalia Manson. Yes there's another one! Maxwell and Justine apparently have a sister! She's not even that ugly surprisingly enough but she does have a little issue with her weight meaning thunder thighs and a stomach the size of Texas. Sweetie, Dallas Kennedy will never ever go for someone as fat and ugly as you for anything other than maybe a quick lay if you put a fucking bag over your ache invested face. Sure you might deny wanting him but it's plain from your Facebook that you so think he's into you. News flash - you're not the first or the last or even the best. Maybe grab a toothbrush and purge away the evidence of your clear food addiction now before starting your diet of pills and water. Flyers can't be chunky, cunt. Go back to hickville, you whore.

3 - Cooper Reynolds. Ah Cooper... How does it feel to be so desperate to get laid that you'd actually have sex with your cousin's girlfriend? Sure she was his first but that family hops from one dick to the next like a bunch of sex crazed baboons. We hear that you even told your precious idiot sister that her boyfriend was 'destined to die' not that we disagree but still a little cold there, bro.

2 - Mr Finn Radke himself. He's currently in a coma so we know he won't be reading this but maybe someone will read it at his funeral? We can only hope. You do not deserve someone with a body like Bee but her lack of brains kind of make us feel a little sorry for you actually so scratch that. You did however deserve to be beat because you're a loser, a worthless piece of shit and nobody should have fought to save you. Stop breathing please because if your dad couldn't finish you off then we're sure someone will or just do it yourself.

1 - Kazzie Romano. She isn't technically a loser but she will be once news gets out that she's double crossing POW member Anthony to hump none other than Wyatt plus she's looking awfully well round lately. Hiding something? Sources reveal to us that she was spotted purchasing a pregnancy test earlier this week. So who fathered the bun in the oven? The gay one or Satan? Good luck explaining this one, dear and may we suggest that you visit a hanger supply store? Abortions are expensive and we wouldn't want to imagine what kind of diseases that a child would get crossing through that ring of fire.

[Anonymous]

Hell is about to gain another hick! And we don't mean that godawful little town that fattie and boozey are from. We mean literal hell where Dallas clearly belongs after what he's put everyone through. He's been drinking a lot lately and we're pretty sure that we saw needle marks on his arms which can only mean one thing. Esme, give up on the loser and stop trying to 'save him'. He clearly doesn't want to be alive anymore. Dallas, here's suggestions on how to do it -

Down that last bottle of beer.

Take one last look at the apartment and all the things that remind you of Kat.

Pull the trigger.

Do us all a favor and take Thalia with you. It's bad enough that you've ruined the lives of girls like Esme and Kat and left poor boys to pick up the pieces... Don't do it again with this invested hick.

[Anonymous]

Hey rozzi? You think you're the second best? Good cause you are. No one wants you, and your hair looks dumb. Just thought you should know.





No one likes you, and your ex? He probably would have rather had Esme anyway, you'd have to be dumb to think that you're better then her. Esme is pretty, she' hot, she' friendly, and a great cook. Who wouldn't love her?





So don't try and think you're special, cause you're not. So take that rope and wrap it around your neck, you can do it.





And max? If you just wanted sex you could have had any whore, why two virgins? Maybe you only dated Rozzi because she' the fugly version of Esme but what Brielle? Did you have a thing for Wyatt's bitch midgit bitch of a girlfriend so you decided to go after her sister? Hmm.

[Anonymous]

Wyatt is pretty hot right? For a douche bag.sources say that he's been flirting with your girl Anthony. Don't worry though she'd never fall for a tough guy like him, she'd rather have the gay pretty boy is seems like guess we should tell her that our sources tell us he's been fucking Skylar and Bray, oops. After the tragic death of Gavin Morgan it seems like Jon is the only straight one left in that group.

Who know how long that will last. Esme' vag must be pretty loose from having a kid and all that sex. Sooner or later he'll come around guys, don't worry.

You might not care about your girl because you're too busy buttfucking your friends anthony, but someone else does, and he seems like a better man then you. Watj your back and your girlfriend.

[Anonymous]

Wyatt might not be ugly but that doesn't make him any less of a jerk. We feel bad for his mom's death and his deanial of it, but that doesn't mean we can't hate him.

Your girlfriend dissapeared, probably because you gave her diseases, because who knows who you slept with on the side. We knew you wouldn't stick aroubd Wyatt, her vagina couldn't have been that good it was noting compared to Isabel's right? We heard you guys banged like bunnies on Esme's ski trip. So much for her being "an insensitive bitch," his words not ours.

Or maybe he just couldn't resist boobs after all that tine being with a girl with the chest of a twelve year old boy. Even small ones like Isabel's.

Then there's Aliana, isn't she your fake baby mama. She's actually pretty, and we would call her smart but then she had to go and fall in love with that blind guy.... alec or something like that? He was so irrelevant that no one cared that he's gone except you sweetie. Trying to make things better by sleeping with that douche Wyatt isn't gonna help you, I bet poor Andre would punch him if he jad the chance.

What about that Pretzel girl? She's pretty, and might be a little bit less of a bitch then that controlling midget you used to be with, but i guess you're pretty used to getting abused by other people huh wyatt?

[Anonymous]

Couldn't get sober pussy even if you tried, huh, Cooper? Having to result to getting your ex-girlfriend blackout drunk and luring her away to your hotel room just to get some? It's sad, really, that you're so lonely that you have no choice but to try and get some seconds from who is now your cousin's girl. We heard the second she woke up and saw your face next to her in bed, she ran out of the room screaming and crying. Must've been terrible.

And Estelle... Telly, Telly, Telly. Now, we know you've had a developed drinking problem since dear old mommy passed away but that is no excuse for the bad decisions you make during your drunken state. Cooper? You could do better than that. Might as well have banged Wyatt if you were gonna stoop that low, heck, dude was banging everyone during that whole ski trip, we're almost surprised it didn't happen.

Now, we've assumed you're probably much too scared to tell your dear, chummy, sexy British boyfriend, Gene, about all of this... which is why we've taken the liberty to post all this information on here for him to find out just to save you the trouble.

[Anonymous]

Hey, Caroline, hope you're using that Palmer's Cocoa Butter religiously, because it seems your pregnancy stretchmarks are pushing your man further and further away and into the arms of his leading lady. Ever since bitch got new legs it seems she's been willing to spread them for anybody, including your dear, precious Aubrey. We all know our "Gabriella" wants way more than "Troy's" music in her, if you know what we mean. We wouldn't blame him for taking the shot, we'd take the formerly crippled slut over the fat teen mom any day.

[Anonymous]

Dallas Kennedy was spotted on the roof of his building in nothing but his boxers earlier today which isn't surprising. Boy is clearly losing his mind.. and we assumed that we'd have some quality Esme & Dallas gossip to give y'all by the end of this ordeal but it turns out that our assumptions that he's replacing her with Thalia are actually quite accurate not that we blame him. Who wouldn't want two girls on his leash at all times? How's it feel, Esme? Knowing that he doesn't need you anymore but is still keeping you hanging out? And Thalia, how is it going to feel when the next girl comes along and he does the same exact thing to you? Don't think that you're so damn special because you're not. He's a player and if he can't play girls for sex then he's going to do it for friendship... Hell, I wouldn't even call what he has with these two girls anything remotely close to friendship.

Dallas Kennedy doesn't have friends.

He has poor pathetic desperate slaves who would do anything for him.