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[Anonymous]

Dally boy, Dally boy.. have you not learned your lesson? It's a shame you weren't decapitated in your last accident, unless that laceration on your neck was self inflicted. Either way, honey, it's too bad you're still breathing. We saw you driving around in your new flashy muscle car and thought you should be reminded of a little something.



How did it feel when you rolled that beauty into a ditch? Didn't they find a picture of Kat in your car? Were you too distracted by the fact that you were jerking off to her picture to focus on the road? That's even worse than sexting and driving, Mr. Kennedy. Shame on you!

You probably won't have that problem this time around because both of the girls you seem to be lusting over are god damn whales. Big, fat, blubbery whales. Tell us, when you're fucking them, does it get you off to see it all jiggle around? Maybe you should tell Jon that his wife's baby isn't actually his.. That baby is going to be blonde and come out crying "yee-haw ya'll!"

And don't think that we forgot about Thalia, seeing that you're the only one that can stifle your vomit long enough to have sex with her. We just hope you're smart enough to wrap your willy this time 'round. We wouldn't want you to cheat on another pregnant girlfriend that gets tired of your bullshit and leaves. That must really suck to know that you won't ever be able to hold your baby, huh? Maybe that's a good thing, though. We know you wouldn't be able to keep your dick away from it.

[Anonymous]

Everyone knows Aubrey is the by far worst person to sext with. So who's this, Caroline?

Oh snap.

It's no other than Mark Daniels' number.

Seriously?

You should really win fiancée of the year award, you French tramp.

Quelle salope!

And Mark, you're not only a terrible human being but also a horrible friend. How does that song go again?

They smile in your face.
All the time they want to take your place.
Backstabbers, backstabbers

Surely that song was prematurely written for people to watch their backs from sluts like you.

Come to the dark side, Aubrey. We have cookies — and girls without stretch marks.

[Anonymous]

A kind anon sent us this little picture.. We're not sure who Kennedy pissed off but apparently they like him just as much as we do.

Looks like the only person who won't meet his son is Dallas. How's that feel? You should feel fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous]

Words out Dylan McKnight has started writing a book called "Life after dating a Psychopath." God bless his heart, it was always a topic of discussion when he was doing to come to his senses and leave that whore. But we understand that if someones crazy enough to make you use anal beads just so you'll cry , they're probably crazy enough to send a guy to come and kill you after dumping her. The only rational excuse he could think of as to dumping her without getting himself killed was saying that his dad was forcing him to move away.



Apparently after watching his twitter we learned he's with a new girl now and she's much hotter than Isabel. And also! She's not a slut who would fuck anyone who's willing to drop their pants for her. He never liked you, you were just so easy to drop your pants for him. Of course, who wouldn't take up an offer to fuck a girl like that? We wonder how he managed to deal with the crabs he got from you... Tell us Isabel, how does it feel to know Dylan finally came to his senses and he's dating a nice girl who isn't a nasty dirty sleaze like you are?

[Anonymous]

We got a lovely strongly worded letter from none other than Colette Dawson. You might be thinking 'why does that concern us?' Well you see, she asked us quite kindly to lay off of Dallas on the baby issue. That's simply not how this works and here's our tradeoff - we're going to tell /your/ secret.

Remember that baby boy you ditched? The oh so closed adoption? What was that about? Shame? We certainly hope that little Austin found himself a nice family since his mother is a heartless wench who abandoned him so she could live her life.

This should be a lesson - don't defend someone if you want skeletons to remain in the closet.

[Anonymous]

Oh Thalia Manson was in a car accident.

Most of you wouldn't know this because she's irrelevant as fuck.

The best possible thing that she could have done was died but she even failed at that apparently. I'm not even sure that it should be considered an accident since it had to have been on purpose. Someone must have heard about her nasty bitch cunt whore home wrecking habits and decided to eliminate her once and for fucking all. God bless that poor driver who had to witness that fat fucking cunt in her car. We all just want to give him a big fucking trophy.

Dallas fucking Kennedy should be fucking ashamed of himself and that fucking tiny penis of his for sticking it to that whore face aids infested bitch. She'd be so much better off six feet under the ground or maybe her body should just be burned so she can't infect the goddamn dirt. She's a piece of shit for what she's doing to an unborn baby boy. How fucking dare you wreck his family before he was even born.. how fucking dare you walk around this school like you've won some kind of a prize when really you've just destroyed a life? You don't deserve air.

You deserve someone to fucking stab you in the fucking vagina and laugh as you bleed out. You just ruined someone's life and you don't even fucking care. It's no wonder that you have no friends other than nasty Kennedy - you're a fucking cunt. We might have liked you if you didn't come into this school like some little fucking bitch ass cunt whore throwing her loose smelly pussy at a fucking father to be. What happened? Did mommy not love you? Did daddy touch you? What made you such a horrible rotten piece of worthless shit person?

(I mean possible trigger for rape victims)

That driver might not have been able to take care of you but just remember that karma is a bitch. You might be super fun and happy in your new fucking disgrace of a fucking relationship but just wait. Someone is going to violate you just as you did that poor little boy. You might not feel bad at all for what you did but you should. You should literally feel worthless. It might even take eighteen or so years but it'll happen.

Someone should take you one evening and grab you.. Pull you into an alley and chuckle as you scream before ripping those cheap fugly pants and underwear off of you. They'll smile as you plead for them to stop and just thrust their length inside. Don't worry about lube - the blood will do eventually. You'll probably go nuts eventually especially as you realize that this is all your fault. That little boy? Yeah, he'll be Dallas's son that you stole a father from. He'll take a bad turn because he never had a man to teach him the ropes of life. He'll continue this violation until you believe that you're dying.

He'll leave you in that alley.

You will bleed out.. and die.

And you'll earn every fucking second of agony that you get.

Is Dallas still worth it now?

[Anonymous]

Oh Kyle.. Dear sweet abandoned Kyle.

Trista Kline was off seen with another guy.. It looks like you missed your chance.

Have fun with Rachel's taco. 

Wait, she won't let you fuck her.

[Anonymous]

Car·ni·val :
Noun

• A period of public revelry at a regular time each year, typically during the week before Lent.
  
• An exciting or riotous mixture of something.
  

Definition number two seems more fitting for the latest gossip. There were lots of familiar faces seen at the little misfit carnival, but there is a little unfamiliarity to some. One of our sources submitted a little picture that has a lot of questions behind it. Maybe you all can help us figure out who this new mystery couple is.

This picture was submitted to us the morning after the fest ended. As far as we know, there weren't any clues to finding out who these two new juicy love birds are, apart from one. In the submission, there were two letters; J&C. Who do you know that's hiding something that has those letters? I bet this story is going to be a hot topic once we discover who these two sexy fuckers are! 

My guess is that it's probably someone who doesn't want to be caught. Not naming any names, but one of our very own teachers was seen joining in the festivities. We weren't sure who they were with that night, but it would have had to have been mingling with the students. Maybe said teacher is  fucking one on the side because unnamed is twenty-four and obviously going through a terrible dry spell. How can someone so sizzling hot be so unwanted by the opposite sex? Maybe they're a psychopathic crazy cat person that locks all of their suitors away in her sex dungeon until they eventually just die. 

Whoever these two people are, we know you're reading this and we would like you to know that we are watching. We will find out who you are and spill your secret. If you didn't want anyone to find out, maybe you should have hidden just a little better. When the truth is out, nothing will be held back, you can bet your sweet ass on that. We'll see if this is a happily ever after. (;