toys R us

[Aiden Munslow]

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For some reason Jem’s idea of burning a Barbie doll over a Benson Burner sounded more fun than what they had been doing before, which was nothing fun, and where else did you go to get Barbie’s but toys R Us? Well after the whole Benson Burner adventure, in which Jem knocked over about everything, and they took off running, and luckily didn’t get caught. Hopefully they would get away with it since Aiden didn’t really want to get in trouble for this whole thing; he just thought it would be fun. He was basically a gigantic child, and what kid didn’t love the thought of spending time in Toys R Us? It sounded like fun to him.

Aiden was wearing a pair of black jeans and a plaid button up shirt, with a pair of grey toms, and a grey beanie because his hair was being retarded. When they got to the store, he wasn’t sure where to go first, but he waited on Jem’s lead because for one he wasn’t sure where the Barbie’s even were, the store was huge, and it seemed like there was a thousand aisles, in that place, and he was pretty sure one of the checkout people were giving them a weird look when they showed up there. So maybe you didn’t generally see two teenage boys at Toys R Us. Since they became friends, they had a tendency to do stupid things, nothing that would ever get them in real trouble though. So Aiden didn’t really expect that they would get in trouble for this, didn’t people go to toy’s are us to play with toys all the time? Or was that just them?

[Jem Castro]

Jem didn't know what he was thinking when they snuck into the science lab at nine o'clock at night and stole a Bunsen Burner. It was pretty ridiculous, because he was so hyper off of being over caffeinated that he couldn't help but giggle at everything. School was supposed to be creepy in the dark, but he wasn't scared at all. Typically, he got a little worried when he was stuck in the dark somewhere. Wouldn't anyone? But somehow, they had managed to navigate the room in almost pitch black conditions while looking for the burner. He'd knocked down a lot of stuff, but he figured no one would care if they borrowed a burner anyway - they would put it back, eventually!

First things first, though, they needed a Barbie doll to burn. The reason Jem really wanted to do this was partly because he was super hyper, but also because he'd seen it done and thought it was really cool. His seventh grade science teacher was explaining the rules of the science labs and how you can't dress certain ways or you'll get hurt. Then he used the Barbie as an example. If you didn't wear shoes, you could burn your feet on chemicals (he melted the Barbie's feet off). If you had your long hair in your face, you could get that burnt off. And so on with the examples until poor Malibu Barbie was charred and the room smelled like plastic.

It probably wasn't the best idea to be doing this in a dorm room, but Jem wanted to, and when he put his mind to something, it was going to happen. He and Aiden had just been hanging out in his dorm when they decided to do it. He had been in pajamas, but he changed into a pair of red skinny jeans, black converse, and a black t-shirt. Of course, he had his rubber bracelets all up and down his arms to cover the scaring, as was his typical style. He also had his flaming hair sticking up and looking pretty boss. He was toting a backpack with the burner in it and his wallet, which he had about $20 in from his last pay check.

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When they walked into the store, he strode with confidence. Glancing up at the signs, he noticed one that said Matel. Didn't that company make Barbies? He made a bee line, grabbing Aiden's hand and tugging him along. "Dude," he said, dropping Aiden's hand and pointing at the wall. "Look at all the fucking plastic chicks." He giggled, assuming that was funny or something, and poked at one of the boxes. "What one do we get?" There was pink boxes of Barbies as far as the eye could see, with play sets and Ken Dolls and other accessories mixed in with them. How would they even decide?

[Aiden Munslow]

“Holy shit, that is a lot of Barbies.” Aiden laughed looking at the wall of barbies, “Dude,” he walked over to the wall and picked up a Barbie, “I didn’t even know they made black barbies,” he examined the package in his hands, “Oh wait her name is Grace, Who the fuck is grace?” He wasn’t really talking to Jem anymore, as he was just talking to himself and being dumb, Aiden was about to say something else when he looked over at the Barbie costumes, and put the the Barbie that wasn’t really a Barbie back on the shelf, and in the process knocking down a whole bunch of other barbie that were on the shelf around it.

They had some Barbie dress costumes next to the barbies, “Do you think I would look good in this?” Aiden asked picking up one and holding it up to his body, he found wondering if he could fit in it, even though it was a dress made for four year old children. “Oh Wait you can’t forget the shoes,” he grabbed a pair of those clear plastic heel things that girls used to play dress up with, in his other hand. “What do you think do I look cool?” He asked, before he burst out laughing.

[Jem Castro]

Jem giggled when Aiden knocked down some Barbies. He glanced at the clothes that he had picked out and grinned. "Girl, you look sexy," he said in a mock-ghetto voice, totally teasing. He picked up a Barbie and looked at her. She was the Christmas Barbie, decked out in a slutty Santa costume and holding a creepy present that he figured looked mysteriously like something dangerous could be hidden in there. "Hey, how about this one?" he asked, tossing the box to Aiden. "She's got a nice rack." He joked, feeling a little odd about commenting on boobs of all things. He picked up Grace, the Black Barbie, and laughed. "Why don't we get two, one for me and one for you?" He reached out to take back the Santa Barbie. "You get the black one. I want an Asian one, help me look for it."

[Aiden Munslow]

“Oh thanks babe,” he winked before he put the clothes back on the shelf, well somewhat and left them hanging because he wasn’t sure how to put it back. “All barbies have a nice rack they’re barbies,” he felt a little weird commenting on the boobs of a plastic doll, or all things. “Ooo I wonder what’s in that box,” He said when he caught the Santa Barbie, “I bet it’s like a vibrator or something, ‘Cause Ken doesn’t have a penis so she’s probably not getting any,” he laughed at his own stupid joke and then handed the Christmas Barbie back to Jem.

“Why do I get the rachet black one?” He asked in a ghetto voice, “They have Asian barbies?” He asked.” I’m so behind, jesus, Aisains are kind of hot though, so I mean Barbie has some competition there,” he was rambling while looking for the Asian barbie for Jem, and walking backwards down the aisle.

[Jem Castro]

Jem laughed at aiden's comments and picked up what seemed to be an Asian Barbie, but turned out to just be a tan one from what seemed to be Mexico or somewhere with a lot of sun. He put it back and made a face. "I can't pull off ghetto like you can, you have to get the black Barbie," he whined, and searched the stack for his Asian. "This is so racist, I don't think they have Asians!!"

[Aiden Munslow]

“Because if they had an Asian one everyone would like it better then Barbie,” Aiden said in a duh voice, looking down at the black Barbie in this hands. He looked up at the shelf as if expecting the seemingly nonexistent Asian Barbie to appear on the shelf. When it didn’t Aiden ignored the fact that they didn’t seem to have one and examined all the barbies on the shelf. They had one with dreads, who looked way to white to rick dreads, and a whole bunch of Ken dolls with different hair colors and skin colors.

“You know what I’ve always wanted?” He asked, continuing before Jem could even have a chance to answer the question. “One of those electronic barbie car things,” because what teenage boy didn’t? “I mean tell me that you wouldn’t have a shit tone of fun in one of those?” Crashing it into everything, well that was a start, he was sure that they could think of more ideas for what to do with it if they actually had one, which they wouldn’t because he couldn’t imagine people’s faces when two teenage boys walked out with a Barbie car. That and those things were expensive.