Baby assigment

[Kazzie Romano]

Everyone was a food goddess today, and Kazzie was forever thankful. “Praise the booty queen,” she chanted while taking a slice of pizza from Keisha, her savior from hunger. After destroying a few pizza slices, Kazzie decided she might as well finish the rest of her brownie. Sure, she was going to feel like she was a cloud in a less than a half hour, but it was totally worth it. She secretly slipped a brownie on Keisha’s desk and winked,” for whenever.” Not everyone supported the whole ‘under the influence as school’ thing, but Kazzie couldn’t find any fucks to give really. She was doing whatever she wanted for the time being.

When the list was announced she nearly choked on the last bite of her brownie. She was paried with Lulu? She didn’t have any issues with Lulu, in fact Kazzie appreciated the bad bitch. Lulu might’ve slept around more, but in essence they were hotties with bodies. Well, now they were hotties with a kid. With the kid in her hands she couldn’t help but openly laugh. “Clearly this child is not mine,” she said, pointing out its clear ethnicity. “I’m assuming you’re just going to buy it clothes or all the material things in life for this child,” she joked to Lulu as she examined it again. “Wait.” She looked at Lulu,” we have to name it?”

While Kazzie didn’t mind Lulu, she also knew it meant she’d be doing the most of the work. However, Lulu had good taste in clothing and their child would not go neglected. “Obviously this child is about to be swaggiest of them all,” she teased. What the name the child though? She was clueless. She figured Lulu would just name it ‘bad bitch’ or ‘mistake’, but Kazzie would think of something a little more tasteful. Besides, she was about to be spending a lot of time with the kid, might as well be realistic. Maybe this assignment would get rid of her baby fever.

[Estelle Sevani]

Estelle wasn't as... mortified to be Cooper's partner for this project as she thought it would be despite the fact that he had tried to make a baby with her before. At least he got what he wanted -- and Estelle's vagina was still intact, everybody wins! Sort of. She didn't particularly trust Cooper's skills as a... parent. He gave their cat diabetes. Estelle coddled the baby for a second, holding it in her arms as if it was real, a smile on her face, before approaching Cooper. She didn't hate him anymore, but she still was never particularly thrilled to see him.

Holding the baby doll out and presenting it to him, she plastered a grin on her face, "Say hi to our baby!" The words sounded really weird coming out of her mouth, directed towards Cooper. Estelle was very happy with Gene, he was honest with her and looked after her and did a lot of things that Cooper pretty much seemed to fail to do when they were together, not that she was with him because of the comparison. But, Cooper would always be in her heart despite that and all the resentment she had had towards him after they broke up. Love is love even if in the end it wasn't meant to be, right?

She took a seat next to him, setting the fake baby onto her lap, "What should we name him, her, or whatever they decide they want to be in the future?"

[Chloe Cox]

Chloe could physically feel her hands sweating in anticipation. Some people seemed happy with their pairs and others looked confused. The list was getting down toward the end until she knew there was only one person left. Charles Marshall. She turned her head slowly to look at him and her mouth went dry. Surely this was some sort of cruel joke or some mistake. She was almost positive the only thing he cared about was what was right between his legs. Hadn’t he slept with someone in their class? She couldn’t remember who exactly, but perhaps it was just a rumor.

Chloe sighed as she went to pick up their assignment. She also contemplated crying right then and there when the teacher told her twins. At least they were white right? Not that she had anything against any races; she just wanted them to look like her. Chloe was caught off guard by how heavy they were, sure they weren’t really that heavy, but two of them together was a little bit of a workout for the small girl. Chloe examined them closer and smiled a little bit. They were actually pretty adorable.

She had to talk the confidence in her, but after a moment she made her way towards Charles. She sat next to him and for a moment didn’t say a word as she tried to find her bearings. Finally she turned to him with both babies in her arms. “Hello,” she said sheepishly,” I’m Chloe.” It was such an awkward meeting. She wished this could all just go away. “Looks like we had twins,” she joked softly, a sad joke at that. She couldn’t actually imagine having kids at her age. She was way too young for this. “Well, what should we name them?” She offered a slight smile towards the upperclassman, this was going to be interesting.

[Wyatt Parks]

He remembered the time that they fucked. As she had put it, and it was a while back, so it was hard to remember. He thought about it though, and eventually started thinking about Carol once again, so he decided to put that thought out of his mind. He always ended up thinking about her. “You worried you’d end up with a robotic baby? That’s kind of weird.” He knew she was talking about a real baby, but since she had decided to be oh so nice to him he wasn’t about to take that comment seriously. He was trying to remember if he had remembered a condom or not and the answer was probably not, to be honest it was surprising that he didn’t have a thousand kids like kegan yet. Since he forgot them almost all the time.

Part of him was hoping that maybe he needed to make peace with her but spending the next however long taking care of a baby was probably a good bonding experience so he didn’t bother with that. “Can we just name it like Sam or something.” He wasn’t really into naming it something weird, so maybe a stupid simple name was the best. Or they could name it Pizza, but that sounded kind of dumb to be honest, after all this was supposed to be realistic, and so far it was, being trapped with a baby he didn’t want, and a girl he only knew for not that long, that was pretty damn realistic.

He already knew he didn’t want a baby, and it was good that he was with Carol for as long as he was because if he was fucking random chicks then he might have ended up with one. He could only push his luck so far. “What about…” he tried to sound thoughtful, as if he actually cared what the plastic baby was named. “Alex, or… Lindsey?” He shrugged. Oh yeah he was going to be the best father on earth.

[Gabe Harris]

"Ayeee, ha, this is definitely my baby, uh huh," Gabe grinned and nodded as he was handed the doll, scoping the room for his partner until his eyes finally rested on Prue. Now, Gabe hadn't spoken to her all too often, only seen we around school and when she would hang around his work at Footlocker, but according to Jon, she wanted the D. Why Gabe hadn't hit it yet, anyone could question, but he simply didn't want to treat a girl just as a piece of meat or a warm body. Prue seemed like she had a good heart an he wanted to dig down deep into that before jumping straight into anything.

Approaching Prue now, baby in his arms, he grinned down at her, "Wanna hold our baby, baby mama?" he smirked slightly, then laughed, "This is gon' be fun," he nodded, insistently, "our baby is gonna be hot, look at where she gets her genetics," Gabe took out a mirror, then moved over next to Prue, "unf, yeah, look at that."

[Cooper Reynolds]

Cooper didn't think that his day could get any better after he heard that Esme was paired up with Hudson fucking Phelps. Did Crystal do this on purpose for the entertainment value? Because if she had then she was a much smarter, better teacher than he'd originally expected. He'd honestly just seen her as a drunken probably stripper whore who was more than likely having sex with a few students on the side but now she was some kind of a crazy puppeteer who assigned projects just to see her students squirm. He personally found this whole thing very amusing like who didn't? Wyatt and Aliana? Like, that was almost as golden as Isabel and Lacey who he knew for a fact did not get along even if he did believe that they had some awkward sexual tension between them that just needed to be resolved and if he just so happened to record it then that would be okay too. Why were all the babies Asian? Had someone threatened to call on the fact that there were no Asian kids at this school other than Wyatt? And he was only like half Asian on his dad's side since Wyattia was Mexican and in the taco mafia. Bless her poor heart.. She'd fought so hard to keep all taco rights equal only to have the school stop serving them.

At least his kind twin sister was still bringing tacos to school and that brave soul Wyatt was somehow managing to enjoy one despite all of the memories of his mother crying over a pot of boiling taco shells before they were not standing up and everyone knows that soft tacos don't make as much money in the black market. What was the black market anyway? Was it like a market that you could only go to at night? It must have been so frightening for Wyatt to be forced onto the family donkey to see tacos in the dead of night, maybe that was why he was so messed up.... Wait what just happened? Why was Estelle walking over to him with a scary looking Asian baby? Oh dear God, it was his.

"Oh um.. Estelle.." What was he supposed to say to her? This would have been his dream come true before but now it just felt wrong knowing that Gene was so in love with her now. "I think that we should name him Calvin.. If we'd had a baby then I would have wanted to name it Calvin Sevani Reynolds because I love your last name." Was that a strange thing to say?

[Aiden Munslow]

Aiden looked up when Hannah asked how you turn it off and shrugged. “Kill it? With fire?” well that sounded like a good way to turn it off, and get an F on the assignment. He hadn’t even see her come in, and that was a great way to say hi. “I don’t know take it to Jem he can probably find a way to take it apart…” he shrugged. “Oh it’s a boy,” he turned to face Eric again. That made the name almost funny. He took the baby from him. “Awh man, this is the best day of my life,” he joked. “I think it has your...uh… eyes lashes… sweetie.” He was probably taking it a little far with the whole sweetie thing, and it probably was not helping the fact that people thought he was gay but he was going to go along with it, because it was honestly really funny.

“Are you sure you want to turn it on?” he said, but just as he said that it started crying. “Oh, shhh shiniqua,” he wasn’t sure what to do with it, so he kind of rocked it back and forth. “What are we supposed to feed it?” he asked Eric. Since he seemed clueless as Aiden was, it wasn’t the best decision on who to ask that question. He wasn’t sure what to do with the baby now. “Can I give it energy drinks?” because that was a great thing to give to your child. “Shh… Shiniqua…” he rocked it. Damn this child was annoying already. “If this thing told us what it wanted it would be so much easier.”


 

[Jonathan Russel]

Jon was slightly worried about what Esme would think about him being paired up with Amelia. He knew how she got when she found out about them sleeping together when they broke up and then that one time he accidentally posted a picture of himself with her on the chat -- it wasn't his fault he didn't clean his files out all the time! But that was beside the point. He'd noticed, however, that Esme was playing nice, and had given Amelia a taco, so, they couldn't exactly be on bad terms at the moment, right? Jon had been with Esme so long, trust had to be established between them. They wouldn't cheat on each other, that's why they got married, because they were committed. So, when Amelia walked up to him, he let out a breath of relief, and smiled at her.

He obviously felt a little bad for having used her on more than one occasion, but, that was in the past now, wasn't it? Jon normally would have apologized sooner, but Amelia didn't seem upset at him about it, so he sort of just let it blow over and pass on by. They were still friends, weren't they?

Jon laughed, poking the nose of the baby doll, "Something obviously went wrong at the hospital," he nodded, then shrugged at her question, "we take care of it? We need to make sure it stays alive and, not, well... die, even though I guess that's implied," he scratched the back of his head, "shouldn't be too hard, just feed it, change it's diaper, I can help you out with some of that."

[Lucinda Jordan]

Lulu honestly thought this whole entire assignment was amusing... although, a lot of things amused her lately, what with the fact that she hadn't really had much to do, had a life, since Ben left on tour and broke things off... for a while, she was sad, and she tried to make up for that with a boatload of ice cream, cookies, and other desserts, but, after some convincing from Natasha, she'd tried to get herself out there, whore around a bit, have some fun. Lulu initially had a set of morals, she hated the idea of sleeping around. She was a flirt by heart, liked the thrill of it, but when it came to hooking up with a bunch of randoms, she did not like the idea at all. That is, until she started. It brought on an even bigger rush, but she swore to herself she wouldn't do it often, which was why she needed so badly to keep distracted, so it wouldn't be her only focus.

Getting paired with Kazzie, she nodded over to the girl and grinned, "Our baby is gonna be the swaggiest, swankiest, illest motha' up in here," she laughed at herself, running a hand through her hair before taking a moment to look at their little ethnic baby in admiration, "I'ma get you some cute little parachute pants and a letterman jacket, you gon' look so fly, yes you are!" She crinkled her nose slightly as she giggled, then looked back to Kazzie.

"We should name her Chilli, or T-Boz," she nodded, a-matter-a-factly, "or Left Eye! Or maybe I'm just naming the members of TLC... either way, our child is gonna grow up lookin' fine, and she will know it. It's a 'she', right?"

[Aliana Marie Rice]

Aliana laughed then shook her head, "You know what I mean," she rolled her eyes then smiled slightly. She didn't mean to come off as mean as she was being, it was kind of just, natural, her putting up that strong front. But once she heard the name 'Alex' escape Wyatt's lips, she looked straight to him like he'd just killed another man in front of her... which he might as well have, saying the name of her dead ex-boyfriend. Well, not really ex-boyfriend, considering they hadn't actually been together for three seconds before he passed, but still.

She felt her heart drop to her stomach and she looked down, pursing her lips, "I don't know, it doesn't look like a Sam or a Lindsey or..." she took in a breath, "that other name." Wyatt really hit a nerve there, she couldn't find herself being able to function properly, and she looked to the fake baby, scrunching her eyebrows, starting to feel a little mad. Did he do that on purpose? Maybe he did that on purpose, maybe he was just being a dick.

"Maybe we should name it Carol, I don't know." Aliana shrugged, turning her head and placing her half-eaten doughnut onto the desk she'd been sitting at, not in the mood to eat anymore.