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Post by Lucinda Jordan on Dec 15, 2012 23:12:20 GMT -5
 Number: 816-298-3746 Voicemail: This is my voicemail, catch you later! Maybe! |
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Post by benji on Mar 4, 2013 10:42:36 GMT -5
October 24
Missed call
4:52pm
Missed call
4:55pm
Missed call
4:57pm
Missed call
4:59pm
Missed call
5:02pm
Missed call
5:13pm
Voicemail: 5:15pm
I see how it is. Jerk. *pause* I love you.
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Post by benji on Mar 4, 2013 10:46:10 GMT -5
October 24
Text: 5:22pm
LUCINDA JORDAN IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, I'M SENDING YOU PICTURES OF MY PENIS. RELENTLESSLY. ENDLESS. PICTURES. OF. MY. PENIS.
Text: 5:27pm
I didn't want to do this, but...you asked for it. NOW SUFFER THE DELICIOUS (and probably somewhat unnerving) CONSEQUENCES!!!!
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Post by benji on Mar 4, 2013 10:51:52 GMT -5
October 24
Picture message: 5:33pm
loljk it's not my penis.
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Post by benji on Mar 4, 2013 10:55:37 GMT -5
October 24
Picture message: 5:36pm
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just sitting here..taking selfies...WONDERING IF YOU'RE DEAD
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Post by benji on Mar 4, 2013 11:00:43 GMT -5
October 24[/u] Picture message: 5:39pmhahahaha just kidding. You're not dead. Because if you were, I'd have to introduce someone to my LITTLE FRIENDS. They even have names. Danger and...More Danger.  [/sup]
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Post by benji on Mar 4, 2013 11:02:30 GMT -5
October 24
Picture message: 5:46pm
Oh no! I lost my shirt!
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Post by benji on Mar 4, 2013 11:07:41 GMT -5
October 24
Picture message: 5:48pm
just kidding I took that yesterday!
Are you going to answer the phone?
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Post by benji on Mar 4, 2013 11:10:54 GMT -5
October 24
Picture message: 5:53pm
No? Okay...fine. I'll just sit here...looking beautiful. Dying of bordem and lack of Lulu. Maybe hang out with my gerbil. Lay down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? (don't let this face fool you. I'm actually very sad)
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